The Wheel Of Time guild

Fake Items
Last Updated: June 3rd, 2007

Put these in your Neopets shops to link back to the WOT Guild!
See the Guidelines for use.

First, copy this
(right click over text - select all ;
right click again - copy):

now, pick 4 items (in any order) and copy them under the above code:
(and then scroll to the bottom for the final code)

A'dam 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/adam.gif" alt="adam" title="Got any enemies that channel saidar? Invest in an a'dam! These ter'angreal leashes from Seanchan can be especially handy in hindering those saidar-channeling freaks."></a><br><b>A'dam</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	Ashandarei 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/ashandarei.gif" alt="Ashandarei" title="Mat nearly died for his - but you don't have to! Get one at the WOT guild!"></a><br><b> Ashandarei</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	Battle Axe 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/battleaxe.gif" alt="Battle Axe" title="Since Perrin became a big hunky Lord guy from the Two Rivers, everyone's wanting to be like him - so you can, too! Master Luhhan found where the money is, and that's in making more battle axes like the one he made that Perrin has."></a><br><b>Battle Axe</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	The Karaethon Cycle 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/karaethoncycle.gif" alt="The Karaethon Cycle" title="Read all about the Prophecies of the Dragon in this, The Karaethon Cycle. Since the Breaking of the World, these prophecies have been widespread, and tell about the return of the Dragon, Lews Therin Telamon."></a><br><b>The Karaethon Cycle</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>
Daggers 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/daggers.gif" alt="Daggers" title="You can never be too careful walking around Neopia, with all those Darkfriends lurking about."></a><br><b>Daggers</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	Two Rivers Longbow 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/longbow.gif" alt="Two Rivers Longbow" title="No bow is better than a Two Rivers Longbow, but then again, no bow is more difficult to use. Maybe you should ask Tam or Abell to teach you..."></a><br><b>Two Rivers Longbow</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	Heron Marked Sword 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/sword-heron.gif" alt="Daggers" title="The sword of a Blademaster is marked with a heron, and only the most excellent of swordsmen can achieve the status. Earn yours at the WOT guild!"></a><br><b>Heron Marked Sword</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	The Travels of Jain Farstrider 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/travelsofjainfarstrider.gif" alt="The Travels of Jain Farstrider" title="Jain Charrin traveled far and wide - said even to make it across the Aiel Waste to Shara, and up into the Blight! Read about some of his adventures in this, The Travels of Jain Farstrider!"></a><br><b>The Travels of Jain Farstrider</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>
The Eye of the World (book 1) 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/wot01-TheEyeOfTheWorld.gif" alt="The Eye of the World" title="Start The Wheel Of Time series with this, book 1, The Eye Of The World."></a><br><b>The Eye of the World (book 1)</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	Crossroads of Twilight (book 10) 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/wot10-CrossroadsOfTwilight.gif" alt="The Crossroads of Twilight" title="The 10th (and worst) addition to The Wheel Of Time series!!! If you haven't read it yet, why not?! Don't be left out, pick it up!"></a><br><b>Crossroads of Twilight (book 10)</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	I Love the Wheel of Time Shirt 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/shirt-Iheartwheel.gif" alt="I Love the Wheel of Time Shirt" title="Wear your obsession with pride! And if anyone asks you about that 'funky symbol' on your shirt, call them Darkfriends and threaten to turn them over to Whitecloak Inquisitors!"></a><br><b>I Love the Wheel of Time Shirt</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	I Love WoT Shirt 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/shirt-IheartWoT.gif" alt="I <Heart> The WoT Shirt" title="Wear your obsession with pride! And if anyone asks you what 'WoT' is, call them Darkfriends and threaten to turn them over to Whitecloak Inquisitors!"></a><br><b>I Love WoT Shirt</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>
I Killed Asmodean! Shirt 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/shirt-IkilledAsmo.gif" alt="I Killed Asmodean! Shirt" title="I admit it! I killed Asmodean! That traitor deserved his fate... And I couldn't take another MOMENT of his awfully depressive music! Yuck!"></a><br><b>I Killed Asmodean! Shirt</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	I Didn't Kill Asmodean! Shirt 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/shirt-Asmowho.gif" alt="I Didn't Kill Asmodean! Shirt" title="Asmodean who? What Blow Pop O' Death? Oh, THIS Blow Pop O' Death! Well... I have an alibi! And it's a good one!"></a><br><b>I Didn't Kill Asmodean! Shirt</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	THE STICK replica 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/thestick.gif" alt="THE STICK replica" title="The most wonderful of the wonderous! The Greatest of Great! It's THE STICK... replica! What, you didn't really think we'd just sell the one, the only, THE STICK, did you? Besides, the real THE STICK would blind you with it's magnificence!"></a><br><b>THE STICK replica</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	Bela Plushie 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/belaplushie.gif" alt="Bela Plushie" title="It's an adorable and cudly Bela plushie! What Neopet wouldn't want this? Join WOT and get them one!"></a><br><b>Bela Plushie</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>
Bela Morphing Potion 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/mp-bela.jpg" alt="Bela Morphing Potion" title="Now you too can own Bela! Well, at least you can give your pet a makeover Bela-style. This amazing new potion (and yes, that is hair growing on the bottle) will have your pet up and running at shaggy pony speed in no time!"></a><br><b>Bela Morphing Potion</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	Trolloc Transmogrification Potion 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/mp-trolloc.jpg" alt="Trolloc Transmogrification Potion" title="CAUTION! THIS MATERIAL IS A BIOHAZARD! This potion will turn your beautiful, loving Neopet into an ugly, savage Trolloc. Careful! They gore! User discretion is strongly advised!"></a><br><b>Trolloc Transmogrification Potion</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	Pot o' Gold 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/potogold.jpg" alt="Pot o' Gold" title="You've found Robert Jordan's secret stash of gold! It was, of course, made from selling you the Wheel of Time series. Tor books has a pot twice this size. It just gets ya right in ye ol' wallet don't it?"></a><br><b>Pot o' Gold</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	Dolphin Sa'angreal 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/dolphin.jpg" alt="Dolphin Sa'angreal" title="More powerful than the Angreal, although nowhere near the power of THE STICK, this rare and beautiful Dolphin Sa'angreal helps any channeler focus the One Power."></a><br><b>Dolphin Sa'angreal</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>
Angreal 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/angreal.jpg" alt="Angreal" title="More than just a beautiful paper weight, the Angreal is a rare tool used to focus and enhance the One Power. In the hands of strong channeler, it could be used to level an entire city block, or heal a small army!"></a><br><b>Angreal</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>	Dark Friend Paint Brush 1 in stock Cost: 250,000 <td width=120 align=center valign=top><A HREF="http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3023301"><img border="1" src="http://gopher65.com/images/fakeitems/dfpb1a.jpg" alt="Dark Friend Paint Brush" title="Why not let your pet�s true nature show through? Paint them with this fiery paint brush, and even Dr. Sloth will scurry away in fear!"></a><br><b>Angreal</b><br>1 in stock<br>Cost: 250,000</td>

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the first 4 items, and then choose another 4 items:

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